No more squinting at the lecture board or excitedly nudging Maria while hissing "EH, LOOK AT THAT CUTE GUY!" and then having her telling me I'm crazy and blind as a bat.

You know why?

BECAUSE I'VE GOT NEW GLASSES, THAT'S WHY. WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN FINALLY SEE!




They're so pseudo-geek and did I mention that they're purple?

I LIKE! You like?